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Miss South Yorkshire Times – 47 In Mexborough Final

July 1951
South Yorkshire Tines, July 7, 1951 Deepcar Girl Chosen from 47 In Mexborough Final South Yorkshire will haver a charming representative when South Yorkshire’s Festival Queen...

Miss South Yorkshire Times – Entrants & Finalists

July 1951
South Yorkshire Tines, July 7, 1951 This  group of finalists in Wednesday evening's "South Yorkshire Times" Series "Miss South Yorkshire" contest in Mexborough includes entrants...

Tailpiece

July 1951
South Yorkshire Times, July 7, 1951 Tailpiece “Well,” said the hostess to the distinguished general who had been allotted her niece as a dinner companion, “how...

Tailpiece – July 14th, 1951

July 1951
South Yorkshire Times, July 14,1951 Tailpiece “I’m going to give you the maximum punishment,” the judge announced, “I’m not going to put you in our nice...

Tailpiece – July 21st, 1951

July 1951
South Yorkshire Times, July 21, 1951 Tailpiece In a general knowledge test the teacher put a two-shilling piece on her desk, and asked, “Can anyone tell...

Tailpiece – July 28th, 1951

July 1951
South Yorkshire Times, July 28th, 1951 Tailpiece “Now, my boy” said the kindly old admiral to the nervous cadet who was being put through his...

Marconigrams – August 18th, 1951

August 1951
South Yorkshire Times, August 18th, 1951 Marconigrams Mr David Hopkins, prospective Conservative candidate for Don Valley, will spend a fortnight of his holidays open-air campaigning. Mr. Fred...

Tailpiece – August 11th, 1951

August 1951
South Yorkshire Times, August 11th 1951 Tailpiece Whenever “Mark Twain” became angry he would utter a torrent of profanity that would cause his horrified wife to...

Tailpiece – August 11th, 1951 – The Great Blondin

August 1951
South Yorkshire Times, August 11th, 1951 Tailpiece - The Great Blondin, The Great Blondin, before making his first attempt to walk the tight-rope over Niagara Falls,...

Tailpiece – August 25th, 1951 – The American General

August 1951
South Yorkshire Times, August 25th, 1951 Tailpiece One of the colonels told us some of the stories the British soldiers told about American discipline.  The best...